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Betty's journal

Plays well with others

Created on 2003-05-06 11:55:24 (#1045160), last updated 2006-12-11

1,271 comments received, 1,228 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Betty
Birthdate:08-31
Location:Ladera Ranch, California, United States
Bio
I want my two dollars!

Betty is a member of many self-help groups including: *NSYNC-ANON and Stalkers Too are Loving + Kind(aka: S.T.A.L.K.). She enjoys having long talks with her two turtles (Fluffy and Nomar) about how icky cats are. Bettys hobbies include vacuuming and chasing down quasi-famous celebrities at airports.
Strengths: Able to break into a wicked seveah Boston accent without battin an eye. Uses this talent at Red Sox games to scream classics such as Go Nomah!!!, Manny you suck! You cahnt even hit a bahn dooah, I sweah! And, These hot dawgs and beeah ah pissa!
Weaknesses: Fear of domesticated cats is Bettys cryptonite.
Special Skills: Uncanny abitlity for making old men, gay men, and 20 year-olds all fall in love with her. Sadly, none of these are in her target demographic.
Weapons: ascerbic wit
Pet peeves: Katie Couric, and people who make-up words and try to pretend they are real (supposubly, flustrating, Valentimes Day etc.)



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